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The “Are You American” Quiz
“Congratulations, you have won Jeopardy! Did I mention that when I was in my 40s, I married a 27 year old woman?” ~Alex Trebek As fine purveyors of all things American, sometimes it is necessary for...
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Babe Didrikson Could Kick Your Ass
“They say it’s unladylike to play professional sports. But, they also say it is unladylike to bite the head off of bats. Which I do just about everyday.” ~Babe Didrikson Zaharias While flipping...
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Wherein AFFotD Discovers an Erroneous Discussion of America’s Greatness By a...
“Seriously, are you guys going out of your way to find articles like this just to piss me off?” ~Johnny Roosevelt, AFFotD Editor-in-Chief Other publications pretend to know what’s “American” (COUGH...
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The American Joys of Spam (Not the Tasty Food Kind)
“Fr33 V1agrA l0w p4armas21cal pr1c3s!s!!!!!!!” ~The Internet America is a well oiled machine fueled by skepticism. When we see a homeless person aggressively panhandling on the street we assume,...
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Point-Counterpoint: Breast-Poured Whiskey
“I know I should like this, but…it’s weird, right? That’s not just me? It’s, like, super weird?” ~AFFotD Editor-in-Chief Johnny Roosevelt Mainlining America like a freedom junkie isn’t all whiskey...
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